Welcome to THE SKELETON HIVE

cerastes:

racism-2-racist-harder:

knottahooker:

lunah:

lunah:

do you guys wanna hear the latest drama among librarians across the country

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Ask and I shall deliver

Okay so the latest drama is apparently there is a man calling across random libraries across the country and he’s asking for information on a court case specifically Brady v Maryland and when he calls he claims he doesn’t have a computer so he asks for the case to be read aloud to him

Here’s the thing. He is asking for uh not legal reasons but umm because he well….he well…he’s yknow 😳 And he’s called multiple libraries and done this and the FBI is supposedly involved and can’t catch this pervert that’s just calling libraries and getting off on librarians reading about some random court case

And apparently the dude called my work! And I wasn’t there for it but they put him on hold cause they were like “is it him…” so they got a male coworker to answer the phone and he immediately hung up and like hdjdhsjshhs?!? What is happening!!

I TALKED TO HIM. He is absolutely masturbating while you read the court case. He has hit MULTIPLE libraries ACROSS the country. He’s called my library twice and another local library last week. 

So if you get a blocked number asking you to read Brady v Maryland wiki article while he “writes it out by hand,” hang up. Log it, tell your managers. 

Links to just one of the ALA facebook posts about it, for evidence if you need to email your bosses:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/ALAthinkTANK/posts/5647009278705179

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This dude vs Wonderbread guy MMA fight

spiroandthelacktones:

spiroandthelacktones:

I’m starting a union for smart alecks and wise guys

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You just gotta put your two cents in

etirabys:

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

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theslowesthnery:

thefloatingstone:

thefloatingstone:

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron…

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

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If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.

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behrial:

artistformerlyknownsandmandaddy:

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it’s the shadow anime girl!

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lyricalvillain:

I can never not laugh at this post