Welcome to my world

bctrolls:

when ur muse is good at/knowledgeable about something but u arent

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cacatuasulphureacitrinocristata:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

saturne:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

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meanplastic:

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so many people with amazing art i want to commish

doomstruck-dark:

especially the gun

much like the Skyrim character he was born from Jack Daw’s fetch modus allows him to carry pretty much anything regardless of how large or unwieldy it isso long as it doesn’t exceed a preset maximum weight capacity, which slowly goes up over time.

but if he goes over he can’t move at all because he’s not the dragonborn and therefor not strong enough to crawl along while overencumbered. he can also physically carry objects in the giant sack he hefts around without his modus weight increasing.

(he can also eat roughly his weight in food without any problems and has a very fast metabolism but that comes into play less often)

kianalvane:

i may joke a lot but this screenshot legit describes my life perfectly

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newsflash

sapientpawnkeeper:

hathor punched osi in the face